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Graeme Swann's granny comes to his defence

Post by Major Wedgie » Tue Dec 24, 2013 11:42 am

Poor England. Those nasty Australians just won't let them get up. It's all us Aussie's fault England have lost the Ashes and Swann is retiring half way through the series according to Swann's grandma.

Could England have had something to do with Australia being so hard. Perhaps when the motherland invented bodyline we decided we had to become the toughest sons-of-bitches in the game.

I'm not one to believe is superstitious nonsense but this smells a lot like karma. A quick message from Uncle chopper, England needs to harden the f@c& up.
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